Funny Things Kids Say

The topic for the month is "Funniest Things Your Kids Have Said." When I think of this topic, I remember one evening, after putting the kids in bed, I went back upstairs to check on them. As I approached their room, I thought that I heard someone in the bathroom. I walked through the door just in time to see my oldest son putting the finishing touches on an impressive toothpaste Abe Lincoln beard. We looked at each other in shock for a moment, and then I managed to say, "What were you thinking?"

Ben, still in a state of shock, replied, "That you weren't coming up here."